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Friday, November 14, 2008

非典型的愛情 Meeting Veronique

雄性和雌性物種動人處各異, 雄性寬肩, 窄腰, 聲線低沉, 具侵略性兼守衛集一身, 雌性豐胸, 柔軟, 可以包容可以撫育… 我不是雙性戀, 但常常觀賞美女看得眉花眼笑, 帥哥就更振奮人心, 俊秀的濃眉, 含笑的眼角, 微微上揚的薄唇… 千萬別開口說話, 說話藝術多半得經歲月歷煉, 縱使保養得宜, 眼眸總有一個故事,幾許蒼涼… 青春的美該是放肆而無知的, 因為豐沛, 不惜揮霍, 如烈火席捲… 怎麼說’少女情懷總是詩’呢? 我覺得青春是狂暴的, 稍縱即逝的短歌.

以下是發生在我眼皮底鼻尖下的一闕戀曲:


The lazy Miss LK created so many little house elves to take care of chores. There was Veronique, the girl in trance. Veronique’s daily duty was to pick up every strand of hair shed by the enormous Fifi, Miss LK’s fat kitty in the wine cellar. Veronique was so bored and depressed that she could die until one day…



She found this odd little fellow in the forest of wine glasses to be washed.  ‘Are you alright?’ Veronique asked and her ear was tickled by the breathe of this feeble man.


‘Oh, I just fainted… I really need to get up and finish washing these glasses. My name is Gustav, and you?’


‘Don’t worry about the glasses.  I’ll take care of you.’  Veronique made the declaration of dependence, picked Gustav up and ran away from the evil Miss LK.

‘Yes, I do…’ said Gustav.

誰, 誰來幫我洗杯子啊?!


5 comments:

material girl said...

哈哈哈哈哈.... 這實在是太有趣了... (結論更有趣啊. :D)

我非常喜歡 Miss LK 的人偶奇譚!! ^^b

softenoften said...

呵呵...Veronique也是出自Miss LK的巧手嗎? 真是好可愛呀,這兩個可愛的小人偶可以放在ebay上試著賣賣看唷! (近日很懶,又無小奴隸Gustav的我,只好丟給洗碗機了~)

Miss LK said...

MG,
人偶家族正在開枝散葉中, 你說下一個該幫G&V夫婦做一個愛的結晶, 還是第三者? 後者比較有戲劇張力☺

softenoften,
兩個小人偶都不知道私奔到哪去談戀愛,怎麼拿到e-bay賣啊? 我住的是舊房子, 沒有洗碗機的配備哩! 還是訓練訊練LK先生和小V兩個大人偶做家事, 外加肥貓跳火圈賺外快, 哈哈!

material girl said...

我也覺得第三者比較有戲劇張力... 嗯, 越來越期待續集! ^^b

Miss LK said...

MG,

有朋友來訪, 看見並排坐的Gustav&Veronique, 說這是迷你版的畢卡索和他的女人嗎? 奇怪厚…

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