非典型的愛情 Meeting Veronique

雄性和雌性物種動人處各異, 雄性寬肩, 窄腰, 聲線低沉, 具侵略性兼守衛集一身, 雌性豐胸, 柔軟, 可以包容可以撫育… 我不是雙性戀, 但常常觀賞美女看得眉花眼笑, 帥哥就更振奮人心, 俊秀的濃眉, 含笑的眼角, 微微上揚的薄唇… 千萬別開口說話, 說話藝術多半得經歲月歷煉, 縱使保養得宜, 眼眸總有一個故事,幾許蒼涼… 青春的美該是放肆而無知的, 因為豐沛, 不惜揮霍, 如烈火席捲… 怎麼說’少女情懷總是詩’呢? 我覺得青春是狂暴的, 稍縱即逝的短歌.

以下是發生在我眼皮底鼻尖下的一闕戀曲:

The lazy Miss LK created so many little house elves to take care of chores. There was Veronique, the girl in trance. Veronique’s daily duty was to pick up every strand of hair shed by the enormous Fifi, Miss LK’s fat kitty in the wine cellar. Veronique was so bored and depressed that she could die until one day…

She found this odd little fellow in the forest of wine glasses to be washed.  ‘Are you alright?’ Veronique asked and her ear was tickled by the breathe of this feeble man.

‘Oh, I just fainted… I really need to get up and finish washing these glasses. My name is Gustav, and you?’

‘Don’t worry about the glasses.  I’ll take care of you.’  Veronique made the declaration of dependence, picked Gustav up and ran away from the evil Miss LK.

‘Yes, I do…’ said Gustav.

誰, 誰來幫我洗杯子啊?!